I looked at the posts after this one and never did see what you did for Halloween. How was it?

How Bartles and James wanted to re-name their sugar wines “Barten & Gulp.” How every year you were flown first class to those Russian vodka coops for “tasting” approvals and endorsements; still to this day there are children wearing “It’s the drinkin’ not the thinkin’ that’s made me who I am” T-shirts.

I remember when Mexico wanted to declare a national “Barten by the carton” drinking holiday in honor of your exceptional consumption and for making tequila it’s number one export.

Eric

Let’s begin with a resource transmogrification initiative: first, the tires on the bio-wagon, go bamboo! China has made radical strides in developing a bamboo alternative, fire Firestone and go new-growth, you’ll make your hemp attired wife proud.

Don’t push up the roof, cultivate it! RV is not enough, become the toast and not the roast and go RRV, Recreational Rainforest Vehicle! Consider a 12 inch mulch-rich layer on the topside with a light swath of timber (Doug Fir?), tomatoes, maze and possibly some snap-dragons or Mokihanas so as to make the ride a point of pride. And don’t lement the cement, take the Gerry for his walk in the park above the ceiling so he gets that au natural feeling.

Let’s continue the show by going down below as you’ve been cooking with gas and that has to pass ‘cause we got bio-mass. Developed at MIT, roasted corn bones have been proven to keep your meals groovin’ as an alternative to other wasteful and limited renewable fuels. Roasted corn stems emit almost no smoke and stay warm through the storm as you’ll be the envy of many a pro-painer.

Now let’s talk waste, let it cook and let it stew because the resultant gasses will see you though. Show your good taste by re-employing your waste with a tank under the domain housing your “tomane Propane”.

So what about the Watts, the amps, and the volts? Deep cycle batteries should take care of you folks. You need to go solar before you get any older so turn off that channel and put up a panel. The Watts are waiting and Sun does shine so use what’s free and never pay a dime.

You’ve got the bio-fuel down so when you drive through town it’s the stink of freedom fries with that same diesel sound.

Regards,
Eric Auckerman

Happy Birthday Jim! Now be prepared… After 40 the Bdays seem to hit about once a month or so it seems…Rene - stop reading Jim’s Mail - Jim - Make sure you tell Rene what I said here - Jerry - Bark Bark, Woof ruff ruffg, wo woof Bark woof Bark, Bark Bark Bark ruff, rawrr rrrwrr arf arf.

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