I overheard this Texan tell an Aggie joke about a couple guys framing up a building.
One reaches into his bag, looks at the nail he pulled out and throws it over his shoulder. He pulls out the next nail, looks at it and pounds it into the wall. He continues to do this until the other guy asks, “Why you throwin’ out half the nails?”
First guy replies; “They’re pointing in the wrong direction!”
“Dummy,” he says, “Save ’em for the other side of the house!”
It got me thinking to the workamping I’ve been doing this summer.