Throughout our travels we’ve met a lot of dumbasses and ignorant fools who made me feel embarassed to call myself an American. Tonight, what an amazing feeling it is, to actually have a heart full of hope, joy and pride for our country!

I am awestruck that we’ve proven to the world that American democracy isn’t entirely dead, that we can think for ourselves, and that we will not roll over and play dead for the neocon fascists who have beaten us down, robbed and stolen from us for far too long. We’ve finally gotten off our butts, and are ready to take this country back.

Thank you President Obama, for having the courage to show us the way.